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Brandy, 22, post-apocalyptic Michigan, insurance verifier by day, screenwriter by night.

I'm a ridiculously lucky and enthusiastic fat lady with nonstop ideas and really great hair. Life is really starting to go my way, and I'm working towards my big goal of being paid to make fantastically bloody/punny grindhouse films and help others do the same. I like bright colors, puns, popcorn, and lipstick.

The various goodies you'll find here include a rather significant amount of gore, horror and zombies; fat acceptance posts, Corgis!; anything to do with Bruce Campbell; makeup and nails I like; Britney Spears; and good old fashioned reblogs of anything that amuses or inspires me.

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bobbyfinger:

Last night during dinner at my friends’ apartment, their playlist shuffled to “I’m Real” - the song released by Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule in 2001. I was at the table quietly singing along to the opening lines when an 11-year-old question finally escaped my lips.

“Are you Ellie,” I said. “What exactly is she saying there? I’ve never understood who Ellie is.”

A friend responded, “She’s spelling ‘rule.’ Like Ja Rule. R-U-L-E.”

And then my eyes bugged out and a bolt lightning struck my heart and I began speaking in tongues and soon became a different person and hi I’m no longer Bobby Finger; I am Ellie.

Feb 10, 2012 5:53 pm

bobbyfinger

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r-u-l-e

ja rule

i'm an idiot

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11 years of ignorance ends with one blog post. i may have...known this. thank you.

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JUST UNDERSTOOD THIS SONG

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whydoihaveablog said: I thought “ellie” was slang for something in this song.

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DSLKFJA;LEKJRA;SDLKFJ...NEVER KNEW THAT I had a similar (and much dumber, less excusable)...

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