


Brandy, 22, post-apocalyptic Michigan, insurance verifier by day, screenwriter by night.
I'm a ridiculously lucky and enthusiastic fat lady with nonstop ideas and really great hair. Life is really starting to go my way, and I'm working towards my big goal of being paid to make fantastically bloody/punny grindhouse films and help others do the same. I like bright colors, puns, popcorn, and lipstick.
The various goodies you'll find here include a rather significant amount of gore, horror and zombies; fat acceptance posts, Corgis!; anything to do with Bruce Campbell; makeup and nails I like; Britney Spears; and good old fashioned reblogs of anything that amuses or inspires me.
qbug:
vaguely threatening Valentine card
I almost choked to death this was so funny
(via juicyjacqulyn)
vaguely threatening Valentine card
Please explain to me how there are people in this world who don’t love kids. Children are effortlessly the funniest...