must've stabbed her.


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Brandy, 22, post-apocalyptic Michigan, insurance verifier by day, screenwriter by night.


I'm a ridiculously lucky and enthusiastic fat lady with nonstop ideas and really great hair. Life is really starting to go my way, and I'm working towards my big goal of being paid to make fantastically bloody/punny grindhouse films and help others do the same. I like bright colors, puns, popcorn, and lipstick.

The various goodies you'll find here include a rather significant amount of gore, horror and zombies; fat acceptance posts, Corgis!; anything to do with Bruce Campbell; makeup and nails I like; Britney Spears; and good old fashioned reblogs of anything that amuses or inspires me.

  • Christine: does tweet have a twitter
  • googling is impossible
  • and i feel like that has certainly already been a joke someone has made
  • me: you realize that's literally the hardest question in the world to google
  • Christine: yep
  • that's why i'm asking
  • i'm not like "bobby google this"
  • i'm like "bobby does your brain know this"
  1. 50fuckingtimes reblogged this from bobbyfinger
  2. therealascii reblogged this from bobbyfinger
  3. interweber said: jk she does
  4. notveryraven said: she does, it’s tweet and then some numbers iirc
  5. drinkyourjuice said: nobody likes this because everyone’s already thought of this
  6. bobbyfinger posted this