


Brandy, 22, post-apocalyptic Michigan, insurance verifier by day, screenwriter by night.
I'm a ridiculously lucky and enthusiastic fat lady with nonstop ideas and really great hair. Life is really starting to go my way, and I'm working towards my big goal of being paid to make fantastically bloody/punny grindhouse films and help others do the same. I like bright colors, puns, popcorn, and lipstick.
The various goodies you'll find here include a rather significant amount of gore, horror and zombies; fat acceptance posts, Corgis!; anything to do with Bruce Campbell; makeup and nails I like; Britney Spears; and good old fashioned reblogs of anything that amuses or inspires me.
Take your kids!
The sound that just came out of my mouth.
This is actively the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Tears running down my face.
(via interrobangin)
scuse me while i vom everywhere..
I keep thinking I’m done laughing at this but I don’t think I ever will be.
Worst Valentine’s ever….