


Brandy, 22, post-apocalyptic Michigan, insurance verifier by day, screenwriter by night.
I'm a ridiculously lucky and enthusiastic fat lady with nonstop ideas and really great hair. Life is really starting to go my way, and I'm working towards my big goal of being paid to make fantastically bloody/punny grindhouse films and help others do the same. I like bright colors, puns, popcorn, and lipstick.
The various goodies you'll find here include a rather significant amount of gore, horror and zombies; fat acceptance posts, Corgis!; anything to do with Bruce Campbell; makeup and nails I like; Britney Spears; and good old fashioned reblogs of anything that amuses or inspires me.
Got my Butter London ‘Victoriana’ in the mail yesterday :D I love it!
BRANDY. It’s called B U T T E R
I KNOW! It’s like $17 or something ridiculous for a bottle though? Unless it is going to remove my previous manicure, refile and buff my nails, apply in one miraculous coat, clear any outside-the-lines off my cuticles and then last without a topcoat? That ain’t gonna happen. (Even though it is teal and called butter and I love you for noticing this!)
I KNOW! It’s like $17 or something ridiculous for a bottle though? Unless it is going to remove my previous manicure,...
BRANDY. It’s called B U T T E R