February 2011
catch-your-attention:
when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
Society's standards are fucked. If you're reserved...
January 2011
Happy Birthday, Miss Paula!
girlwithapearlearing:
That moment when you feel someone doesn't want to...
“Seen my life flash between my eyes! Fuck that noise!”
– Some drunk guy outside the dorms who tripped on a step (via evenstranger)
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oh good.
Catching up on my Modern Family and god. Phil and Claire have always ~affected me~ weirdly like oh my god the “two please” Halloween episode? But oh damn you guys, their Croctopus run? I was not prepared for that. They like crappy b-movies?Suddenly they’re making excited plans and silly jokes. Talking about their love of crappy sequels. Halfway finishing each other’s...
Sobbing while watching Modern Family.
Good. This is totally what I was expecting and hoping for.
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Me: Yea so do you only have pictures of Sasha in your phone? Just the dog?
Mom: Just the dog. None of my family. Actually let me take a picture of you you look cute today.
Me: Waitwaitwait one second let me get my lipgloss poppin'. Okay go.
Paula!!!!!
Price is Right is killing me right now. Like oh my god do you know how exciting being on Price is Right would be? And going to the final showcase showdown? And then Paula freaking Deen is presenting the showcases? And the other person passed so I get the second showcase? That comes with A WHOLE NEW KITCHEN with gadgets and stuff? And getting a complete line of her cookware? AND I GET TO VISIT HER...
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OH MY GOD PAULA DEEN AND I BOTH HAVE POPUP COFFEE...
“Brandy! Look! Paula’s on again! :D”
– Mom, you’re killing me.
laughing in my heart
My mom just dropped everything in the middle of a professional adult conversation to wave her arms at me like she was being attacked by a shark to get my attention. Then she started snapping her fingers wildly at the television so I’d look at Price is Right, and lo and behold, A SURPRISE PAULA DEEN APPEARED.
I like how my family understands me. We are as one, My Queen.
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discomfortismymiddlename replied to your post: Bruce Campbell sucks
Oh I see you have a friendly stalker too!!!
We’re so blessed right?
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Buttah Love: If you believe you're beautiful, why... →
antagonistvenom:
Because how dare you love and value your own existence without getting permission to do so from the masses. How dare you believe that your existence is special and therefore should be recognized by all. How dare you think you are special enough to color outside the…
Anonymous asked: So what do you even like about chest hair then?
@50fuckingtimes
discomfortismymiddlename:
Just so you know, I love all of your jokes and you are and will always continue to be someone who makes me laugh harder than anyone. And I swear sometimes I feel like we are kindred spirits with certain things we have in common. <3333
Mentally embroidering all of this on my mental happy pillow that I just decided I have and embroider encouraging things on.
For...
That awkward moment when she says "I'll try!" as...
revengebeforechristmas:
HAHAHAHA
discomfortismymiddlename replied to your post:So do you have a chest hair fetish?
“extra trickle betwixt the ol’ getaway sticks” OMG I am going to wake my nephews and stir up the serial killers on that one.
You know, when I reread that, it actually reveals more than “gives my noodle some extra oodle” would have, doesn’t it? I got rid of the noodle line to put it more...
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