January 2012
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“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”
– (via beautiful—scars)
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“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”
– Ron Swanson (via ashleyeileen)
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kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
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Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed...
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.”
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“Everything is going well in my life lately. I feel like I’m about to get hit by...”
– I overheard someone say this and was all, “Um, constantly thinking you’re about to be hit by a bus does not sound like a good thing.” (via bobbyfinger)
A Brief History of Dumb Internet Searches on...
synecdoche:
tvhangover:
“Cancer” on Gossip Girl in one of their many attempts to make “bing” happen.
“Vampires” on The Vampire Diaries. Seriously, do you know anyone outside of a CW show that uses bing?
“Mutism + Cell Phones” on last night’s premiere of Touch which is a show you can learn more about by googling “Early Edition + better technology”
Speaking of my favorite show in the...
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itsnerdie: So the husband has agreed to see a... →
itsnerdie:
We’ve been fine for a couple of days, he finally got out of his little funk for the most part, then yesterday he was back at it. Instead of talking back, I just walked outside. Gave him his space. A few minutes later he came out to smoke a cig and just started talkin.. He was talkin about the…
One of the ladies at work helps out at the VA and talks about it sometimes. Have you...
tastefullyoffensive:
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Anyone else think we need to start a "Please...
discomfortismymiddlename:
I don’t know about you, but I kind of miss the random, no point posts.
I think we all could use more shots of the “zebra head out of frickin’ nowhere” decor yes? Yes. Good talk.
poll/party time
Tell me your feelings about what you think being the administrative assistant “to support our correctional medical unit at the Calhoun County Correctional Facility in Battle Creek, Michigan”. Part of me is all oh, short commute and it offers benefits? But the other part of me is remembering every tv show in a prison I have ever seen. You know, where the prisoners sneak into the medical...
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