February 2012
Spartacus
Oh god. The writers have the balls to fucking do it. Nooooooo :(
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Quickly.
bobbyfinger:
Last night during dinner at my friends’ apartment, their playlist shuffled to “I’m Real” - the song released by Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule in 2001. I was at the table quietly singing along to the opening lines when an 11-year-old question finally escaped my lips.
“Are you Ellie,” I said. “What exactly is she saying there? I’ve never understood who Ellie is.”
A friend responded,...
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40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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Let's talk about how much I learned in my Intro to...
assholedisney:
Oh wait. It was impossible to pay attention because the guy next to me TOOK OFF HIS SHOES AND SOCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.
This is not your home. This is not car or your cave dwelling or your cardboard box. This is a college class.
Look at this man. I bet his feet hurt like a bitch.
He had WOODEN TEETH and he walked his wooden-toothed ass all over the place with his boots...
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things I am thinking about:
ameliabutter:
-nail biting
-romantic kissing porn (Alex)
-romantic matching butt tattoos
-this really great ULTIMATE GHOST RIDER boner jams mix that you all can enjoy ON VALENTINES DAY when you’re boning down with your hot date (EVEN IF YOU ARE YOUR OWN HOT DATE! WHO CARES! PARTY WET!)
-what is for my snack tonight
-sxsw
-pizza party
-all these great ask’s I’ve been getting
-you
Amelia...
“Fat people who love themselves scare the shit out of people who don’t love...”
– Tigress Osborn (via buttahlove)
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does Tweet have a Twitter
Christine: does tweet have a twitter
googling is impossible
and i feel like that has certainly already been a joke someone has made
me: you realize that's literally the hardest question in the world to google
Christine: yep
that's why i'm asking
i'm not like "bobby google this"
i'm like "bobby does your brain know this"
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Questions not usually asked: →
storiesofaginger:
misformazing:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a...
You should never be too busy to have an orgasm.
crystalsavestheday:
True fax.
perfect
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“If Britney Spears can get through 2007, you can get through today.”
– Sylvia Plath
(via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
